how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?
I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
fall colors - black
winter colors - black
spring colors - black
summer colors - black
your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.
don’t you DARE tell me it’s unfair that macklemore is winning so many grammys don’t you DARE TELL ME that drake or jay z had to write so many songs to get to his grammy level because macklemore is a fucking genius who is A SELF PRODUCED INDEPENDENT ARTIST who does not have A SINGLE SONG ABOUT “BITCHES” OR GETTING HIGH OR ANY OF THE MAINSTREAM SHIT he is a genius and he deserves every single award and more so shut the fuck up
Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.
HIDE THIS FROM THE WRITERS.