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I'm Brianne. *aka amazing; I'm the mother of two ridiculously adorable, super awesome spawns, Fathead and Chub. I'm married to a pretty damn cool guy named Carl. He rocks, sometimes. Follow me, and I'll follow back.

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the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

(via laughbitches)

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via lolsofunny)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated, via fake-mermaid)

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via lolsofunny)

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