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I'm Brianne. *aka amazing; I'm the mother of two ridiculously adorable, super awesome spawns, Fathead and Chub. I'm married to a pretty damn cool guy named Carl. He rocks, sometimes. Follow me, and I'll follow back.

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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